I'm a lady, you're a lady...we are the ladies.

Ask me.   Okay, but here's my question: who are...the ladies? Obvi we're the ladies. I'm not the ladies. Yeah, you're the ladies. I'm NOT the ladies. Yes, you are! You're the ladies! You're being unfair. You can't force me to be a lady. I'm not forcing you to be a lady, you just- okay, i'm a lady, she's a lady, you're a lady...we are the ladies.

hannibalhannibal:

The Comedy Camisado tour


Hannibalburess.com/calendar

hannibalhannibal:

The Comedy Camisado tour


Hannibalburess.com/calendar

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peaceisofus:

niggablvd:

niggablvd:

gxisha:

Frank Ocean | Wisemen

“Frank Ocean wrote a fantastic ballad that was truly lovely and poetic in every way, there just wasn’t a scene for it. I could have thrown it in quickly just to have it, but that’s not why he wrote it and not his intention. So I didn’t want to cheapen his effort. But, the song is fantastic, and when Frank decides to unleash it on the public, they’ll realize it then.”

— Quentin Tarantino explaining why he didn’t use the song in “Django Unchained.”

this song makes me quiet af’

this is a very, very good song.

i’ma have to reblog this one more time because it’s that perfect

Silences me. Every time. 

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#frank ocean  #wisemen 

guardian:

Hundreds of fast food workers across America were arrested today while protesting for fair wages. 

Here are two powerful pictures from New York City’s strikes.

Photos: Lauren Gambino for The Guardian

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"

He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’

He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’

He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’

I ask ‘When was your first time?’

He says ‘I was 12’

He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’

I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.

He says ‘She was older than me.’

I ask ‘How old?’

And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’

He licks his lips.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’

I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’

I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men.

He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’

I think of my cousins circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.

He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’

I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’

He says ‘34.’

He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.

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Warsan Shire, Crude Conversations With Boys Who Fake Laughter Often (via ethiopienne)

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#warsan shire  #warsan is everything 

Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?
HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”HADER: "And it’s never been funny."
THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?

HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?
WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”
HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.
WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”
HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.
WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”
HADER: "And it’s never been funny."

THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

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remeberthefifth:

30 Days of Star Wars!

Day 20: Favorite Spoof

Oh my god this movie… There are a lot of funny spoofs out there, and I love them all! But Spaceballs never ceases to make me pee my pants from oaughing so hard1

Mel Brooks is a comedy genius, and mix that with Rick Moranis and you got yourself a heck of a movie.

Wish I could make this photoset bigger… 

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#this movie was my EVERYTHING for many years 

smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:

  1. Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months
  2. Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16

  3. Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13

  4. Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18

  5. Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10

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markruffalo:


Foxcatcher went into production outside Pittsburgh in September 2012—a full five years after Miller had once hoped cameras would roll—and filming continued well into the bleak and punishing winter. Miller arrived with a fourth writer, Kristin Gore, and three massive notebooks that he’d filled with every writer’s iteration of every sequence. Although the style of Foxcatcher is precise and restrained, he was eager to reshape scenes on the spot, often leading the cast through improvisatory exercises before the cameras rolled. “I guess it’s closer to what Mike Leigh does than to Aaron Sorkin,” he says of his approach. “I like going into a scene knowing that the script isn’t quite finished, that there’s something that isn’t really going to reveal itself until something spontaneously occurs.”

Love this piece on the making of Foxcatcher from Vulture. Read the whole article HERE.

markruffalo:

Foxcatcher went into production outside Pittsburgh in September 2012—a full five years after Miller had once hoped cameras would roll—and filming continued well into the bleak and punishing winter. Miller arrived with a fourth writer, Kristin Gore, and three massive notebooks that he’d filled with every writer’s iteration of every sequence. Although the style of Foxcatcher is precise and restrained, he was eager to reshape scenes on the spot, often leading the cast through improvisatory exercises before the cameras rolled. “I guess it’s closer to what Mike Leigh does than to Aaron Sorkin,” he says of his approach. “I like going into a scene knowing that the script isn’t quite finished, that there’s something that isn’t really going to reveal itself until something spontaneously occurs.”

Love this piece on the making of Foxcatcher from Vulture. Read the whole article HERE.

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madeupmonkeyshit:

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors
Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31 on Disney XD
NIGGA WE MADE IT
Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

madeupmonkeyshit:

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors

Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31 on Disney XD

NIGGA WE MADE IT

Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

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"

When you say you’re a feminist…I hope you really know what that means. It means standing up for women of color.

Standing by black women who must deal with being referred to as welfare queens or ratchet.

Being a feminist is standing beside immigrant women who deal with wage theft, unsafe working conditions, and being referred to as leaving anchor babies in America.

It means standing beside Native American women who face domestic violence and rape at unprecedented rates.

It means standing beside Muslim women who choose to live out their faith and face Islamaphobia, sexism and ignorance constantly.

It means standing beside Asian women who have been misrepresented in the media to be thought of as only submissive and quiet.

Please recognize that feminism impacts the lives of every single one of these groups…but we are all women.

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